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hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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crocsy:

Sexting

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I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.
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thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

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citrusorgans:

are you fucking kidding me

citrusorgans:

are you fucking kidding me

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DID THOR JUST GO SWIMMING
IS THOR TRYING OUT A FUN NEW HAIR MASK FROM LUSH
THE FUCKBUTT IS THIS INSISTENCE ON GIVING THOR THE HAIR OF A MAN NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 500 FEET OF SCHOOLS AND CHUCK E. CHEESE’S MARVEL??????????
LIKE EVEN AS A CHARACTER CHOICE: FINE, THEY PROBABLY DON’T HAVE CLARIFYING SHAMPOO ON ASSGARD (typo but it stays) OBVS STEVE CAN’T HELP HE WASHES HIS HAIR WITH THE PATRIOTIC REMNANTS OF A BAR OF ARMY ISSUE SOAP FROM 1945 AND A HANDFUL OF HONEST BROOKLYN DIRT BUT LBR TONY FUCKIN STARK HAS A SHOWER FULL OF BIOSILK ARGAN OIL SPERM WHALE ESSENCES FROM L’OREAL MARS OR WHAT THE SHIT EVER AND WOULD FOR SURE BE LIKE THOR UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL FARM TRAGEDY AND SMELLS WORSE SO LIKE
WHY
WHO IS DOING THIS
WHO HATES THUNDERBAE :(

DID THOR JUST GO SWIMMING

IS THOR TRYING OUT A FUN NEW HAIR MASK FROM LUSH

THE FUCKBUTT IS THIS INSISTENCE ON GIVING THOR THE HAIR OF A MAN NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 500 FEET OF SCHOOLS AND CHUCK E. CHEESE’S MARVEL??????????

LIKE EVEN AS A CHARACTER CHOICE: FINE, THEY PROBABLY DON’T HAVE CLARIFYING SHAMPOO ON ASSGARD (typo but it stays) OBVS STEVE CAN’T HELP HE WASHES HIS HAIR WITH THE PATRIOTIC REMNANTS OF A BAR OF ARMY ISSUE SOAP FROM 1945 AND A HANDFUL OF HONEST BROOKLYN DIRT BUT LBR TONY FUCKIN STARK HAS A SHOWER FULL OF BIOSILK ARGAN OIL SPERM WHALE ESSENCES FROM L’OREAL MARS OR WHAT THE SHIT EVER AND WOULD FOR SURE BE LIKE THOR UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL FARM TRAGEDY AND SMELLS WORSE SO LIKE

WHY

WHO IS DOING THIS

WHO HATES THUNDERBAE :(

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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green-eyed-rising-demon:

obsessive-fallen-angel:

frecklesnbowlegs:

Too soon?

perfect

No, it’s good. 

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morganamigos:

Merlin tumblr style // inspired by (x&x)

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